so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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