The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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