Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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