Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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