Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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