im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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