69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Randomize
