I feel like I'm in dance class right now
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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