So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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