I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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