going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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