it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Randomize
