quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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