you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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