In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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