We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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