quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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