Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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