Are we in a gay sports bar?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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