Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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