Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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