That's intense
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
