white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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