On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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