The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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