That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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