Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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