So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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