This dress was meant to end up on your floor
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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