i don't want you to think of me as your TA
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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