But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
