the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
