it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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