we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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