Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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