whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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