That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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