Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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