Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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