Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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