Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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