all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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