he was CRYING into my vagina
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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