I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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