I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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