i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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