It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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