Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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