Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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