I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
accomplished twins. life is a go
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you mean i was at the winter classic?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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