try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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