Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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