it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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