Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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